lakeland

Synonymous with dead end. The most god awful part of the greater western hemisphere, with the worst taxi service.

A typical saturday night in Lakeland consists of a)Publix Supermarkets or b)getting shit faced in some backwoods barnhouse

If you really hate yourself, you gotta check out Lakeland!

by ulala April 21, 2006

LaKeashia

A sexy, beautiful, intelligent young lady who is confident and secure. Accomplished, strong, caring and well meaning with a strong sense of family. Always willing to go the extra mile and very dependable. She's kind of a big deal.

Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little girl: LaKeashia!

by Jay Boogs February 4, 2010

lakeenya

A cool down to earth girl who usually wears her heart on her sleeve. Will give you her last and loves to laugh and live life. Loves to give and has a heart of gold but may come with an aggressive streak as well.

Oh now she's about to pull a LaKeenya.

by LaKeenya December 21, 2016

lakeland

A place in Florida from which all evil in the Universe originates. It is the ominous spawning grounds of the deleterious Publix Corporation, hometown to murderer Ray Lewis, and the crappiest festival in the world, known as "Sun 'n' Fun."

Oh, and there's a lot of dumb emo kids around too.

Lakeland is the place where if you had a choice to live in Lakeland or North Dakota, you should pick North Dakota.

by Dennylicious November 25, 2004

Lakeland

A "city" in between Tampa and Orlando intersected by I4 which lacks in any originality and consists of only chain resturants and stores such as McDonalds and Waffle House. This is where Publix originated and is it's only claim to fame. The swan is Lakeland's symbol, no matter where you are in Lakeland, you can see a swan wether it be a real one being slaughtered by one of the local hicks or a statue of one colored or dressed to fit its particular location. Kau Kau Koner is a racist bar which is the only one in the area where you aren't as likely to be stabbed as the other shitty bars in the area. The reason for this is because it is the only one that the students of Florida Southern College can go to and make it back to school after a long nights drink. The downtown area is not entirely bad as long as you stay away from places such as Memorial Blvd, where you will be stampeded by homeless people morning, noon and night.

Thursday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Friday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"
Saturday Night: "What do you want to do tonight?"
"Get drunk and go to Kaus"

P.S. Don't go to Lakeland... Ever

by Lizzle Pizzle December 28, 2007

Lakeland

A city that is in Polk County, Florida. It consists of Publix and mexicans. There is also a lot of Weeaboos.

Guy 1: "Let's take a vacation to Florida!"
Guy 2: "Fuck that, Florida sucks."
Guy 1: "But my buddy lives down in Lakeland, we can stay at his place!"
Guy 2: *shoots Guy 1*

by OGHarold July 13, 2015

lakean

Lakeans are very trustworthy and loyal. They are great friends and will always be there for you. They are great listeners and they love gossip. Though they love gossip, they can depend on them to keep a secret. Lakeans are quite nerdy and innocent. They're shy, but they're outgoing to their close friends.

Bruh, I need a Lakean.

by Yoloveme... November 10, 2014