Laids

1. A disease that effects your legs making them tiny, skinny, sickly looking usually caused by working out your upper body all the time.

2. Legs + Aids

If that guy continues to only work out his upper body, he's going to develop laids and end up in a wheelchair.

by loz27 December 26, 2011

Laish

Shitty, unfortunate, undesirable, annoying, bothersome, unpleasant, bad, mean, unfavorable.

That was so laish of you.

Having class in the student union auditorium is really laish.

That catty bitch dances really laishly.

by McLovin Tango December 8, 2007

Laids

A floozy, the lady of the night, Girl, Woman.

The one thing I'd give up booze for, Laids.

by -BeUrbs November 26, 2018

Landshawner

A goat that dreams to surpass the machine known as a lawnmower.

• May use a monotonous "baaaaa" during the mowing process

That dang landshawner is trying to race the lawnmower again.

by Cyanide Rose February 3, 2023

Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS

Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.

by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010

Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.

John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy

by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004

Laids

it is an upgraded version of Aids. It originated in 2008-2009 but an accurate date is not available. Laids can spread with just a wipe to the body or clothing, it can be fatal or could just make u turn into a massive shit, either way you're fucked

Jeff: (wipes hand on face) you got laids
John: thanks now im going to die
Jeff: or turn into a shit
John: does it matter either way im fucked!
Jeff: lol

by Tony Blueberry January 24, 2011