osama bin ladin

Dead!!!!!!

Guy:guess What osama bin ladin is??

Guy 2: What??

Guy: Dead!!!

by juanitada 2nd May 24, 2011

landing strip

nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else.

he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my pussy all night long......

by maniak killette April 2, 2004

laidish

To come close to consumating a relationship with somebody, without actually closing the deal, i.e. to get to third base.

Also spelled laid-ish, laid'ish or laid...ish.

Josh: How'd you go with Melanie last night?
Peter: Not bad, we went out for a pizza and then I got laidish.

by AllySays July 9, 2007

Sully landing

When one performs a hazardous landing, while saving every single soul (or item) aboard the falling aircraft.

America's economy hopes a Sully landing from Obama.

by Adahn January 27, 2009

the landing strip

A rectangular strip of pubic hair typically extending from the top of the pussy toward the navel. Widths may vary, as a micro or thin landing strip is typically 1/4" to a 1/2" wide, whereas a wide landing strip may be as much as 2" wide, often coinciding with the width of the thigh gap. The sides are always trimmed off straight and the hair length is keep short but not shaved. A man whose specialty is getting his woman up onto the Big O Plateau quickly and has the stamina for hours long subsequent Australian kissing, is typically picky about having a well-manicured landing strip. It is called a landing strip by men and aussie plateauers because it is indicative of the aussie kissers tongue coming in for a landing, much like an airplane touching down on the tarmac.

Since my new girlfriend enjoys australian kissing so much, I bought a nice new bikini line trimmer to help trim her bush down to be more like the landing strip which was much nicer, neater, and more presentable, so I could get her up onto the big O plateau quickly without getting loose hairs in my mouth.

by TallandThick November 11, 2013

Moon Landing

When two men (or women) are changing clothes in a locker room with their backs to eachother, and they bend over to pull down their pants at the same time by accident. This results in their asses touching eachother. Thus, a moon landing.

Brad and Billy are getting ready for football practice, and they both happen to pull down their pants at the same time.

Brad: "Woa dude! What the heck man?"
Billy: "What's wrong with you?"
Brad: "Your ass just touched mine!"
Billy: "Awe come on, you can't tell me this is your first moon landing."
Brad: "There's a name for it?"

by 7-String April 5, 2010

Landin

A name girls give to the top target in a group of guys. The cool, calm, sexy, romantic hunk of the crowd. The guy at the party that us girls will always have on our radar, and will do anything it takes to sink our teeth into.

Alright girls, there's has to be at least one Landin in the crown tonight. May the best girl win!

This dance sucks. There isn't a Landin anywhere in sight! Lets try Jessica's party down the street.

by AshleyJesMariaCarie January 7, 2009