Loki

The ruler of all cats

She is the princess and queen of all things in life

Loki is the queen and princess!

by Totally not the watermelon god December 14, 2019

Lokis

Yes. Just yes. He will slit your neck in your sleep.

Friend: I will lokis you.
Other friend: Bitch what?
Friend: Look it up on Urban Dictionary!

by Tigolbiddies1234 December 6, 2021

Loki

Braavosi is the only one here who really is right. Loki is pronounced as "low-key" or, by some people, "low-kye."

Never is it pronounced "fuckwit."

by Loki July 19, 2003

Loki

The god of sluts

"That little Loki"

by TheMightHammer September 5, 2013

loki

a guy who'd literally fuck the female version of himself

me: wow what the fuck, loki's just going in for it
friend: for what?
me: his own self... he's making out with her!

by toobed ferret March 16, 2022

loki

Not a homosexual or a cheater or anything. Originally, Norse god of lies and trickery, father of Fenrir and Hel and the great serpent Jormungand. Loki tricked the blind god Hodur into killing Baldur, and later posed as the giantess Thokk to prevent Baldur's return to life. On Ragnorak, Fenrir will swallow the All-Father, but Odin's son Vidar will tear the great wolf to pieces. Thor will smash Jormungand's head in with Mjolnir, his great hammer, but will be poisoned by the dying serpent and will die after walking nine paces. Hel's fate is not known.

Utgard-Loki's cat is too heavy even for Thor to lift!

by Braavosi May 4, 2003

Loki

Best fucking person ever, you'll never meet anyone like him anywhere. Im so glad we are friends.

Loki is so silly!

by uwubestbuddyi March 7, 2022