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Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a winged creature that is reputed to inhabit Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands.

Most people think that the creature has descended from a line of long-surviving plesiosaurs. Its description changes between different 'sightings' and there is no one accepted form, but it is commonly thought to be highly intelligent, have a long neck and wings.

Often referred to as 'nessy'.
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Loch Ness Monster is the alternate form of the FrankenMaggie This creature is so large it has a BD. Which scares most Men. The Loch Ness Monster is very scary and fat and ugly. Stand to close to a Loch Ness Monster and you might get butt fucked by it's cankles.
OMG. That Loch Ness Monster's Cankle just went up my ass.

Oh GOD! That Loch Ness Monster is actually FrankenMAGGIE!
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a living, breathing, membrane(member) that sometimes gets irritated, in other words, extended.
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Sex position involving two participants. Participant A lays on his/her stomach, while participant B inserts himself, into A's back hole. Then B stretches, to rest one knee on the middle of A's spine. B then places hands on A's shoulders, and begins a thrusting / pulling motion, stimulating both partners so much, climax is almost forced within seconds.
1) He Loch Nessed me until I went blind.

2)We Nessied until I couldn't feel anymore. Then we started over.
by Joseph Esperes December 6, 2004
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the need to get a large handfull or grabing of an item. This term can be used for mostly anything, and needs to be used in the right context
Dave asked Ryan if he could get a lockness on some of his chips. Dave then follwed up with a hand motion that involved him almost digging into something deep.
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The name given to every other man's penis.
I don't care if your dick is the size of Loch Ness. If I haven't seen it, it ain't there.
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a freakishly gargantuant dick, on either a white or a black guy. NO HOMO
That bitch almost didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 'til I showed her my dick.
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