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Leavittation

1. The act of using incredibly poor judgement and trying to be humorous too soon to a tragic event. Typically a long-term symptom of poor parenting resulting in a total lack of common sense and dignity.

2. The use of self-indulgent dark humor via social media in a desperate attempt to draw attention to your miserable existence.
Person A: Did you hear about that bombing at the Ariana Grande concert? How terrible.
Person B: Yeah, that dude really wanted to nail her, didn't he?
Person A: Dude, stop it. That is some serious Leavittation you got going on.
by Jose Frijoles May 23, 2017
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STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
by Androlian February 6, 2014
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lentation

something that one gives up during the 40 days of Lent as a form of voluntary self denial

abbreviation: lent.
Jeannie, what is your lentation this year?
by jeannieous February 22, 2005
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levitatingng

levitatingng is a flop
by its charli baby March 10, 2021
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levitating

feeling in the air u shall fly thou u cant get back down like a man im sorry say hi to space
OMG HELP IM LEVITATING HELPPPPPPPPP!!
no go to space for once
I DON'T HAVE AI-
dies
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Lavitating

When one is salivating and levatating at the same time.
In many horror movies, the afflicted character levatates and sometimes salivates while levatating, therefore, lavitating.
by Someone stole my name! May 25, 2010
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Leviaton

Holy shit, look at the fat leviathan, it's a leviaton
by biertje373 May 27, 2017
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