1. The act of using incredibly poor judgement and trying to be humorous too soon to a tragic event. Typically a long-term symptom of poor parenting resulting in a total lack of common sense and dignity.
2. The use of self-indulgent dark humor via social media in a desperate attempt to draw attention to your miserable existence.
2. The use of self-indulgent dark humor via social media in a desperate attempt to draw attention to your miserable existence.
Person A: Did you hear about that bombing at the Ariana Grande concert? How terrible.
Person B: Yeah, that dude really wanted to nail her, didn't he?
Person A: Dude, stop it. That is some serious Leavittation you got going on.
Person B: Yeah, that dude really wanted to nail her, didn't he?
Person A: Dude, stop it. That is some serious Leavittation you got going on.
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The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
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something that one gives up during the 40 days of Lent as a form of voluntary self denial
abbreviation: lent.
abbreviation: lent.
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