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Get the nethargic mug.by Mister Russel November 19, 2005
Get the letharg mug.An inflammation of the laziness caused by pressing biological needs that have been ignored for far too long. This condition affects people of all ages who have been sitting around gaming or watching TV for 8 or more hours. Onset can be sudden with little or no warning. Symptoms include soreness, hunger (but reluctance to prepare food), B.O. and extreme frustration. A lethargitis sufferer may often need only to "walk it off," but in some cases may pose a danger to themself or others. At worst, their psyche may be shattered by the sudden, jarring return to real life.
Mom: It was so strange! One minute my little 30-year-old Danny was just playing his Xbox, the next he had his head smashed through the drywall, screaming for Hot Pockets.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
Doctor: Mmhmm, and how long was he on the couch with his gaming doodad?
Mom: Oh, since he woke up this morning at eleven, I suppose.
Doctor: Sounds like a textbook case of lethargitis. Use the frozen food as bait to get him outside, then lock the doors and he should be back to normal in an hour.
by LeetvanCleef June 16, 2010
Get the lethargitis mug.Adj - A word that describes an animal or person who is too lazy to do anything except for harming or killing you if you pester them.
A combination of lethargic and lethal.
A combination of lethargic and lethal.
Example 1: Alligators are very lethalgic animals.
Example 2: "She is very lethalgic. Sometimes, the only thing that will get her to do something is by making her want to hurt you."
Example 2: "She is very lethalgic. Sometimes, the only thing that will get her to do something is by making her want to hurt you."
by SupremeMemer July 7, 2017
Get the Lethalgic mug.If I were da owner of one of da largest rototiller manufacturers in da U.S., I imagine dat I would feel a bit "leithargic" by 5 p.m., as well, after chairing countless board meetings and reading and/or signing dozens of corporate documents all day!
by QuacksO February 26, 2024
Get the leithargic mug.A tired leviathan from subnautica that can't be arsed to do anything. A word created by mum trying to remember the name leviathan.
Look at that "lathargican" doing fuck all
by Ahhhgh July 4, 2024
Get the lathargican mug.Pronounced leth-arg-AH-meh-ter, the lethargometer is an imaginary device that judges how sleepy you are, how much sleep you really needd, lets other people know how long you'll be sleeping while the phone is ringing, and silences the ringer if the person on the other line is too persistent.
by pentozali November 4, 2009
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