Bed Lasagne

Sexy times

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar

"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"

Say less bro. Say less.

by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023

Poopy Lasagne

The term you use to describe the foul creation you leave in the toilet when you go for a shit, finish wiping your ass and then realise you need another shit. Leaving layers of shite and paper making a poopy lasagne

Mate was in the big for an hour, had a poopy lasagne you get me

by NotSoMuchOfAMorenoFan January 22, 2020

Ravioli and Lasagne

Two types of pasta that don't taste good when put together on a plate. Just don't do it.

I've tried Ravioli and Lasagne. It's bad.

by MucusLukas June 15, 2022

Standing Lasagne

When a lady's vagina is full and meaty but stands proud and is not sloppy.

My neighbour was so proud of her standing lasagne, she showed it to the local butcher.

by Jammal62 January 3, 2026

Love Lasagne

Where a man and woman both eat bad food to instigate diarrhoea. They both shit in the same toilet, she the squeezes her period blood on top and finally finished with the man cumming on to the very top.

Ahh mate, last night we made a saucy love lasagne.

by DontBotherAsking May 26, 2023

gone off lasagne

When you leave lasagne out for too long and it goes off.

The gone off lasagne tastes like garbage.

by Debskelly1985 March 3, 2023

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024