land

to make your collar go back to it's regular position after it being popped. the opposite of fly

Lisa: it's a good thing that i made you land before anyone saw how ridiculous you looked when it was flying.
John: yeah i guess...but i thought that having it fly was cool
Lisa: no John...no

by Natalie February 03, 2005

A-Lands

A group of people who have the most tragic backstories and the least braincells. The primate exhibits at the zoo.

"Hello everybody. This is my first time in A-Lands!"
"How's your mom after I banged her? I don't have time to call her back since I'm banging your father. "

by TheGuy212222 May 01, 2021

the land of no

A place that does not exist, used when telling of the impossibility of a certain event.

"The Tampa Bay Devil Rays will win the World Series this year."
"Maybe in the Land of No!"

by Jerry D May 06, 2003

Lands

Slang for Timberland boots.

"Got 86ed cause bouncer didn't allow Lands in the club"

by Ghetto Nick September 15, 2006

landed

The feeling that overcomes you immediately after enjoying a mokey bowl.

*Jim smokes a mokey*

Pam: Did you just smoke a mokey?

Jim: Don't talk to me woman I've landed!

by up_stairs_kush February 04, 2009

The land

Chicago, particularly any where the vice lord nation is dominate

You wouldn't act that way in the land

by ERICWRIGHT075 February 04, 2021

pre-land

The mis-pronounced version of the word “brilliant” that was said by @ widdytitty (on tiktok) ‘s mom throughout her and her brothers childhood.

You and you’re brother finished your chores? Oh, how pre-land of you two.

by nickiminajforprez January 27, 2021