lagomorphobia

A fear of rabbits.

She could not begin to explain what caused her sometimes paralyzing lagomorphobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

lagony

The agony you feel while waiting for the internet to load.

This game is taking so long to load! Oh, the lagony!

by Pisces_butterfly April 14, 2021

Landon James Sweatman

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.

Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman

by jedgard October 15, 2021

Friendship Lagoon

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.

Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

by bitchmasterfunk October 19, 2011

Landonize

contamination, corruption, or degradation due to an attempt to make an issue or object better.

The website used to work but then you had to landonize it.

by SpaceCadet90210 September 14, 2009

lagomorphilia

A love of rabbits.

It was clear to her by the age of six that she would be driven by a powerful lagomorphilia.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

Lang's Gamble

Committing a crime so you can go to prison just to get laid.

"dude you hear about Mike?"

"No"

"He ran naked into a church and shit on the altar"

"Wtf why?"

"It was a Lang's Gamble, he figured he'd go to jail and could find a man to sleep with."

"Bold move"

by TimesAreToughMan December 29, 2020