land shark

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

by Rich August 22, 2004

Longshark

A four legged omnivore found only in Northern and Southern regions of Queensland. This amphibious creature is harmless and has limited defences to protect against other species. When excited it lets out a shrill call that sounds somewhat like a prepubescent male. The longshark species is asexual.

Crikey..I just saw a longshark!!!

by fitchylee1 December 28, 2010

Lakeshark

A lakeshark is quite simply, a variety of shark that lives in freshwater lakes. They eat canoes, left shoes and the occaisonal child. For a real treat, they will enjoy a history teacher. They range in size from a metre to 4 meters long. Swimmers and boaters alike are told to watchout, as they can attack at any time.

Dang lakesharks! We would have won that race if they hand't gotten to our canoe.

by smcgsd April 20, 2011

the land shark

while engaging in intercorse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to peirce the rectal cavity.

the land shark

by Frank Finger March 7, 2011

land shark

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

by ian November 17, 2004

Land Shark

n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.

(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"

"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."

"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"

by Parrot Boy June 30, 2011

land shark

A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.

The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.

by Vet tech August 9, 2012