A womanizing sexy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. He will be generally manipulative, but you'll love him anyways because he's yummy. Would be an amazing nude model. Is muscular and nom-worthy. He's definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won't mind. He also gets turned on very easily.
Kalona. Is. Yummy.
by GREYtheFLAILER March 18, 2011
Get the Kalona mug.by AjaxE April 13, 2015
Get the kalokohan mug.Khaloni is a very caring/loving person..she is a very smart girl and one of the most beautiful ones out there.She loves helping people that are in need or need help.
by Smile:)123 July 9, 2018
Get the Khaloni mug.by p1p3c13an3r May 5, 2019
Get the Kaloosh mug.Kealohalani is usually the name of a strong Hawaiian girl , who tries her hardest to make others happy. She is kind hearted and will put a smile on anyone’s face. She struggles with depression and anxiety and doesn’t like to talk about her feelings to others. She is crazy don’t let her surprise you. A beautiful name with a beautiful face.
by Chinagirl723 May 17, 2019
Get the kealohalani mug.by fIayo March 22, 2020
Get the kalola mug.Kaloe is the thiccest man you’ll ever meet in existence because there is simply no one thiccer than him. His asscheeks are so damn saucy that he can’t walk without the sound of a thunder bolt or earthquake.
by Choose goose July 18, 2021
Get the Kaloe mug.