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Loren Kimmel 

The Loren Kimmel is a mixture of cola and lemonade. The preferred cola is Coke-a-Cola. The ideal mixture would be 50% cola, 50% lemonade. Which is poured first falls to the age old argument of the chicken or the egg, the cereal or the milk.....the lemonade or the coke.
After the waiter told me he was unable to make an Arnold Palmer due to them being out of ice tea, I requested a Loren Kimmel
Loren Kimmel by Lemon Milker December 11, 2016
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To accidentally spill a messy liquid on oneself, generally while eating. The spill will usually be a very different color from the garment upon which it is spilled, allowing for maximun visibility.
I Krimmed my shirt while eating Vietnamese noodles at Hong Ha.
Krimm by ChipSlap March 7, 2005
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Gwenabelle Krimmer 

gwenabelle krimmer, n. A DJ on Second Life renowned for spinning incredible tunes and laying down mixes that cause people to shoot sploog out thier ears. Occasionally one will find her with a lilith attatched to her leg. Has the ability to cause a man's testicles to explode merely by speaking german. Drinks the blood of innocents. Doesn't vote republican.
"Hey guys, I am going to club COMAsylum to listen to Gwenabelle Krimmer. Im bringing a napkin, listening to her always makes my ears fill with sticky creamy sploog."
Gwenabelle Krimmer by gatz June 11, 2014
Pronounced Kay-Why-Imm-Mead. An abbreviated formation of the commonly used phrase "Kill Yourself IMMEDiately", coined in Reading by two deranged homosexualists and a dirty old girl. Usually said with a "talk to the hand" movement seen mainly in Austin Powers 2.
Scenario 1

Person 1: I'm looking really forward to the release of Nicki Minaj's new album today
Person 2: KYIMMED!

Scenario 2

Person 1: What pie shall we have for dinner tonight then?
Person 2: I think we should go for chicken and mush...
Person 1: KYIMMED!

Scenario 3

Person 1: Swag...reem...YOLO!
Persons 2 to 10: KYIMMED!
KYIMMED by Themadone August 29, 2013

Krispy krime 

Any illegal or morally dubious activity involving a Krispy Kreme donut
My mate just got caught with his dick in a donut, got sentenced to 25 years in jail for Krispy Krime
Krispy krime by GooseBoi February 11, 2022
krimez is the best rapper that ever came out of the suburbs of oakland county, mi
bill: Did you pick up the new krimez cd?
bob: no, not yet
bill: well you should before krimez robs you!
giving the other players of a game the exact card they need to win.
Man, you just pulled a kremmel at UNO. Loser.
kremmel by Susan Kremmel August 7, 2003