Knackered

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional

1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.

by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

Paff Knackery

A form of bullshit or nonsense.

I'm sick and tired of all your bullshit and paff knackery. You never make sense.

Collect all your personal items and other assorted paff knackery and get into the car

by Zabaduage July 17, 2020

BA Big-knackers

A guy who acts like Mr T from the A-Team.

He thinks girls dream about him all day because he's got the biggest balls.

There's one in every town and you can spot him a mile off. He wears loads of jewellery, usually fat gold sovereigns on his knuckles and he builds his muscles up to insane proportions.

Sometimes seen walking a fierce dog to complete the menacing look.

"Look over there, there's BA Big-knackers. He looks like a chav on steroids!"

"Watch out here comes BA Big-knackers with a giant hernia in his pants"

by funkbadger August 20, 2009

knacker drinking

Knacker Drinking is True Freedom
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Her: Do you know a park we can have a few cans in?

Him: Awww baybeh! I'll be over there in 20 minutes!!!

Her: Well, we could do a pub... but knacker drinking is true freedom :)

by Scudzer June 10, 2010

Klackers

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!

I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers

by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018

Titty knackers

Irish slang, used to indicate a state of mentalness

"Would you look at that?! You are off your titty knackers! Tink of the babbies!!!"

by Paddy MacMahon January 10, 2009

knackered

Exhausted. now can be used entirely freely of any sexual connection.

I'm absolutley knackered, i've been working all day.

by zimo August 15, 2004