Preferred hygiene product used by women (and presumably men) after intercourse, resulting from intra-vaginal or intra-anal climax, to prevent unnecessarily soiling bed-sheets/couch/carpet/upholstery/car-seat with the deposited ejaculate, which may subsequently trickle onto said fuck spots.
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.
Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
Convenient, cheap, quick and absorbent, the Kleenex is the ideal way to prevent nasty love juice stains.
Synonyms: Snot rag, hanky, handkerchief, tissue
“Give me a fucking Kleenex or you’ll sleep on the really wet spot!”
“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
“I’m sorry! I don’t have a Kleenex for clean up. Use your hand, the toilet is only a few steps away.”
by Loobert July 8, 2005
Get the Kleenex mug.The act of, while in the act of cunnilingus, taking the girl's labia and mimicking the action of blowing your nose.
by Mr. Bone Daddy November 22, 2004
Get the Pink Kleenex mug.When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.
It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.
Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.
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by erebephanie January 3, 2008
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by KlaxonSong April 23, 2009
Get the Kaleena mug.The "scientific" plural of Kleenex. Modeled after index-indices, matrix-matrices, etc. Pronounced KLEEN-ih-seez.
by pentozali December 28, 2005
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