Koleen

Root: Colleen. Definition: an amazing girl who cherishes individualism and uniqueness. One who sees the best in others and rises above a challenging situation with a smile on her face and a fire in her heart. Just when you think you know everything about her, some little idiosyncrasy will blow your mind!

Wow, did you know Koleen was a stipper to work her way through nun school?!

Koleen by Yollek Leenkoe February 4, 2010

kolten wong'd 

To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.

Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.

Mrs: Smith: excuse me?

Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!

kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014

Kolenda 

Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.

Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!

Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013

Kyleen 

A beautiful girl that any boy would be lucky to have. She's shy but has a loud personality. She's smart and has fantastic sense of humour.

" that girls shy and gorgeous. I bet you she's a Kyleen"

Kyleen by Thetruthhurtslikeabitch103 December 9, 2016

kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

kleenex guy by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015