Knut is the name of a man with the physique of a greek god, and a long beatiful ponytail that shines like a brilliant golden star. His skin is the color of blood, a testimate to his everlasting endurance in the face of the dangers of the universe. Knut can attract any organism he wishes with his alluring charisma, and giant testicles that reach to the floor.
He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.
He has the ability to make anyone he wants a star, most notably Marcus Kabelo Møll Mosele, or "Kamelen". He spends most of his days passing on his wisdom to students at the "Bergen Cathedral School" in western Norway. He can often be spotted wearing a stylish flannel shirt and socks with sandals.
Student 1: I love Knut! He's our best teacher by far.
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>
Student 2: I know right! Knut is so cool!
Student 3: I am not the biggest fan of Knut.
Rest of the class: <<Hangs him by the neck out the window>>
by Trygve Slagsvold Vedum January 8, 2025
Get the Knutmug. by xx_faze_trude_xx January 15, 2022
Get the Knutmug. The sexiest Norwegian male you will ever see. be prepared when you see him, he may kill you With his blue beautiful eyes. hes good at singing, dancing and building. like bob the Builder
by WeeWewehjj February 15, 2017
Get the Knut Ivarmug. Did you see that Bellator fight where Raymond Daniels hit Peter Stanonik with TWO of the hardest knut shots in MMA history?!?
by Subtek September 13, 2020
Get the Knut Shotmug. by Elpeety June 18, 2024
Get the Donkey knutmug. a name commonly used for people who are too hot and sexy for a mortal to even imagine.
People with this name also have a tendency to deflect any foul words spoken to them back at the mortal.
Also he gets a shit ton of hoes but that isn`t really too important right now since that is fairly common with people whos name is Knut helge.
People with this name also have a tendency to deflect any foul words spoken to them back at the mortal.
Also he gets a shit ton of hoes but that isn`t really too important right now since that is fairly common with people whos name is Knut helge.
"OH WOW! he is so..
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sincere
sociable
straightforward
sympathetic
thoughtful
tidy
tough
unassuming
understanding
versatile
warmhearted
willing
witty, he must be a Knut Helge!"
adaptable
adventurous
affable
affectionate
agreeable
ambitious
amiable
amicable
amusing
brave
bright
broad-minded
calm
careful
charming
communicative
compassionate
conscientious
considerate
convivial
courageous
courteous
creative
decisive
determined
diligent
diplomatic
discreet
dynamic
easygoing
emotional
energetic
enthusiastic
exuberant
fair-minded
faithful
fearless
forceful
frank
friendly
funny
generous
gentle
good
gregarious
hard-working
helpful
honest
humorous
imaginative
impartial
independent
intellectual
intelligent
intuitive
inventive
kind
loving
loyal
modest
neat
nice
optimistic
passionate
patient
persistent
pioneering
philosophical
placid
plucky
polite
powerful
practical
pro-active
quick-witted
quiet
rational
reliable
reserved
resourceful
romantic
self-confident
self-disciplined
sensible
sensitive
shy
sincere
sociable
straightforward
sympathetic
thoughtful
tidy
tough
unassuming
understanding
versatile
warmhearted
willing
witty, he must be a Knut Helge!"
by SexyBeastThanos April 25, 2019
Get the Knut Helgemug. 