Bob my knob

To demand a blowjob.

Carrie, bob my knob!

by Anonymous July 10, 2006

Knobosaurus

a fifty foot walking penis.

i was just like walking around the corner and then, holy shit dude a great big knobosaurus attacked me. i felt violated dude, it still hurts man it took like 100,000 stitches to sew me back up.

by Darren Dulake August 28, 2003

knobgobbling

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)

"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "

by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Knob nose

Sticking your nose in about a dispute when you weren't even there and then being wrong

"Shut up you (knob nose), you weren't even there "

by Jo peep September 30, 2015

Knobis

A person who is an absolute dickhead and disgustingly so. A person who is a knob and a khobis.

F-Bomb: Yo Moon, you're a knob.
A-Gyal: Yo Moon, you're a khobis.
Moon: I am indeed a Knobis.

by jibcheese January 21, 2017

The Red Knob

A fanzine for all your rude health needs.

Its about Sex and health. If you’re a bloke aged 16 plus it’s for YOU!

graphic images of Sexually Transmitted Infections, humour you’d find flushed down the lavatory with your stash of blow, thats the Red Knob.

by dr dick August 22, 2005

knob head

British slang
Translates to dick head

He's just a knob head with no knob.

by Cate December 11, 2003