Knobledge

Any information about the male genitalia - usually comes out in front of wide eyed drunken females in the pub - The knobledge - not the acual knob !!

I couldn't believe the questions she was asking - she really tested our Knobledge

by Scooby Doobage August 10, 2009

Knobelate

When a person eats their own or someone else's Penis.

"Did you hear about james? He knobelates his penis"

by BIZARRE BERRY July 18, 2023

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.

Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009

Knobbed him with a Python

The most satisfying kill in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Can have the pronoun changed as required, such as Knobbed him/her/them with a Python.

Often followed by a battle cry of "Python!"

I ran round the corner and someone fired an RPG past my head, so I knobbed him with a python, happy days!

by chaoticplanet January 26, 2011

Knobbed

To have a male homosexual encounter

Mick: "I got knobbed by 3 policemen at the weekend"

by frank_stain October 21, 2010

knober

Blow Job

Knob means penis knober is a BJ. Or mix up the two words and say knob the knober ... knober my knob either way....KJ for knob job

by PistolDee October 22, 2013

been knowed (something specified)

This phrase is similar to "already know (something)" or "have known (something) for a long time". It's used when one is too lazy to speak the proper phrase. "Been knowed" seems to have a more powerful meaning though. Like you've known something so long that it's ridiculous that the other person trying to inform you of the topic that it is utterly ridiculous.

Dina: The new Snoop Dogg video is on the countdown.
Chris: I been knowed that fool.a

by ilovepp July 10, 2005