knife up the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife up the anus.

by krasbot July 9, 2010

Under the Knife

This phrase is often used to describe a surgery or sugerical process. Knife standing for “surgery” was first recorded in 1880.
Example:

Sam: "When do you go under the knife?

Tim: "I have surgery next Wednesday. I have to take an

Ativan before I get there."

by SigmaNutz December 27, 2011

Butter-Cream Knifing

When a fabulously gay baker insults you

That was a brutal Butter-Cream Knifing....

by Courtjester91 July 8, 2016

knife hand

When you take either your left or right hand and extend all fingers, with your thumb extended along the hand, much like a karate chop and you point your "knife hand" at other people and tell them how fucked up they are. Using lots of expletive deleteds are exceptable. You can also throw knife hands, which mean you are point your knife hand furiously at an individual in hopes he or she will retaliate with physical force in which you will ankle pick them and throw knife hands into their throat.

Did you just knife hand me?

by Muzz7297usmc October 10, 2008

going under the knife

Another saying for surgery

"Jose, I'm so nervious about your brain condition, I think you'll have to go under the knife."

by Ross March 28, 2005

Penile Knife

Use of a penis in love making to a woman during her period or by taking her virginity. Blood on the penis. Also known as Penis Knife.

(Singing) My Penile Knife...my Penile Knife... (Long Pause) I stabbed you with my Penile Knife.

by X_herb July 23, 2011

Knife Booger

A booger (dried nasal mucus) that gets hard and sharp enough to stab or cut the inside of your nostril. It can result in pain and sometimes a nosebleed.

"Dude your nose is bleeding, what's wrong with you?"

"The low humidity today gave me a really bad knife booger and it cut me when I was trying to pick it out."

by SR20DEN December 24, 2009