Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 10, 2008

kidney krunch

Similar to a pink sock, but better. While giving the girl anal the man punches the girl powerfully with both fists in both kidneys. AS she tenses up her anus, the man thrusts as hard as possible, causing her to fly off the man's cock. This inadvertantly causes the girl to pink sock herself.

'Did you pink sock that bitch?'
'No man, I fuckin' kidney krunched that bitch so hard she's still bleeding.'

by analapplecore May 2, 2006

Klonchini

A term coined by the very hilarious Michael Ian Black on a Klondike commercial.

The outcome of dropping Klondike bars in a blender.

"Mmm, now that's a good Klonchini."

"Just like my grandma used to make."

by RoadmapReader August 27, 2009

klincher

the definition of a pro gamer

Damn ramon is such a klincher

by klincher May 26, 2018

Kunch

A Chiminea placed on a wooden deck connected to your home in order to create an outdoor room feeling.

Your kunch is on fire, I love it!

by Bob Vilela November 11, 2020

Klutch

When something comes in handy when needed

Or to hold something tightly

Omg That water came in klutch after basketball practice

by Janae jd October 27, 2021

kuncho

A Kuncho is always there for you. He is super funny, and always knows what's up. He also may be on the bigger side, but the only size that matters to a Kuncho, is the size of your heart! He is also very loyal to his friends. You never want to lose a Kuncho, because if you find one you are set up for life!
Kuncho is always there when I need him. He is the guy who knows what to say in every situation. He is really sexy and has positive and sexual vibe.

Kuncho works hard to achieve his goals.

by Merina123 November 22, 2021