Klutching

The use of hemorrhoid cream for the purpose of achieving a muscular and 'ripped' physique prior to a night of clubbing.

"Yo homeboy, we gonna klutch for that killer rave on the 27th?"

"Hey Steve, check out those douchebags in front of us. I can't believe they're klutching in line before the doors are even open."

"Last night I discovered my boyfriend is on the klutch. I suspect he also loves the cock."

by vERM69 June 9, 2008

double klutcher

Hard worker pulling out the stops.

Look at you double klutcher! You're getting your coins by working so hard!

by Doishka January 5, 2018

klunt

where an individual or a series of boys/girls go on a hunt for klunge, or to find hot girls

sam: hey lads, we need to find some girls
tom: yeah lets go on a klunt!
jack: yeah i'm dieing for hot chicks

by klunt April 8, 2010

klute

One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.

"Anyone going to klute?"

"No, it's shit."

by OllyB July 6, 2005

klutch

In an online game this is when there is one player left and the other team has more than one player left.
If the player kills everyone and wins the round it is called a klutch.

Did you see that klutch from whoever before!

by HellPwnz September 26, 2006

Klutz

An incredibly incredible person who happens to be born with a slight hand-eye coordination problem and maybe possibly dropped something every once and a while.

1.) Hey look over there, its a Klutz, I wish I could be like him.

2.) God, that klutz is so awesome.

by Salivia August 29, 2009

klut

using ones mohawk as a clitoral stimulant

She never called back after joe gave her the klut

by Joe Pesce November 12, 2005