kolonel

A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.

Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!

by Hoodcrawler420 August 17, 2006

koon talagh tulugh

1 Somebody who indifferent to others.
2 A funny statement which closet friends said to each other.

koon means ass in persian,talagh tulugh is a noise of something metals rubbed like pistons in cars.

1 How about jack the koon talagh tulugh? Do you see him anyway?
2 Take my T-shirt jack,koon talagh tulugh!

by Mamrez Erfani April 24, 2008

Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine (benzo) medication. Clonazepam (Klonopin) starts to work in 1 hour and the effects lasts 6 to 12 hours. Benzos like Klonopin relax you. The side effect is that Klonopin and other benzodiazepines can become habit forming and even addictive for a while. Klonopin is good for anxiety and works better when combined with propranolol. Propranolol is not addictive so it safe and you can switch from Klonopin to Propranolol. Do not mix Klonopin with alcohol, or you will likely black out and do something stupid.

I took Klonopin and was relaxed. I took propranolol too. So I was even more relaxed. I quit Klonopin. Now I'm using Kratom sometimes.

by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2021

klonopin

A sedative medication prescribed for people with PTSD, OCD, and the myriad other anxiety disorders. It decreases symptoms of mania, including paranoia, agression, irritability. It was, in fact, developed to treat epilepsy and other seizure-causing disorders. It is a fairly heavy gauge psyche med. Adolescents crush it up and snort lines, but the drip is pretty nasty.

The teens bought Klonopin from the Vietnam War veteran and snorted it.

by Mark G. Hadley April 20, 2005

klong

A rush of fecal matter to the heart.

When I saw the flashing lights in my rearview mirror, I felt an instant klong.

by Cris Alexander February 14, 2004

Kloost

The first tribe to exist on Earth. Powerful warriors who fought against the Chooches and Mo Bros. Their most noble soldier, was named Gilo. There are only a few alive today, but if you ever come across one, you don't wanna mess with them. They have strong powers that could end the universe as we know it.

Person 1: Yo, whattup man, where you from?
Person 2: Yeah I'm from Kloostenville.
Person 1: Aw hell naw.
Person 2: So you have chosen death.

by President Kloost June 18, 2020

koon luck

An unfortunate event or series of events where against all odds of a probable positive outcome, the worst possible outcome comes into fruition.

Be aware, Koon Luck feeds upon the unexpecting, the overly optimistic (despite previous cases of Koon Luck), the wishful thinkers, and doesn't seem to be prejudice of whom is impacted. Should you know someone with Koon Luck, distance yourself from them on all risky travel, business decisions, or financial advice as your life, personal health, or bank account will surely be anally raped by close proximity to their misfortunes.

Bob: "How in the hell did my thoroughbred horse get beaten by a three legged geriatric pony?"

Betty: "The only explanation is Koon Luck. Sorry for your loss Bob, now get the hell away from me you unlucky ass goblin."

by IKnowThings2020 September 9, 2020