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Kronos

A man who doesn't mind the taste of his own ejaculate.
You like eating cream pies and being baby birded? Never pegged you for being a Kronos.
by Salewd November 12, 2018
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Kronoss

kronoss is a super marker in greece. Its only for hood niggas and ONLY for homies. Its a place to chill and eat fucking niggas ashes. Its an amazing place that just closed
Ay yo nigga do you want to go to KRONOSS, oh wait
Eating ass lol kronoss
by Niigur October 21, 2019
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kloosy-kloosing

(Verb)
1) A word originating in Syracuse commonly referring to a man with no fallous (no cock) who drifts around bars attempting to finger unsuspecting boys.
2) See billy
Kloosy-kloosing is for faggots.

Don't kloosy-kloos me, I'm not a faggot.

Why are you klooy-kloosing me, I will not let you blow me. faggot.
by hot sizzle May 9, 2005
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Kronos

A system/program used for job applications and pre employment information that bigger employers like Kroger, Home Depot and Walmart use to determine whether you can work for them.

Simply known as Kronos is a long test that takes up 35min of your life you wont ever get back when applying for a job that asks you useless and sometimes personal questions unrelated to the job in the form of "Strongly Agree", "Agree" "Neteral", "Disagree", Strongly Disagree" answers . Some of the questions are "You are afraid of the unknown?" "Your friends call you when they need help" "your family agrees with all your decisions" so on so forth.

Kronos questions were created by some crazy ass shrink psychologist to determine peoples likability and how they handle situations and stress. The test holds no proof or evidence that based on how the questions are answered would deem an individual a good or inapt to work as lame stocker at grocery store. Nor do employers have the right to bar you from a job offer based on these answers that discriminate based on your response that is very much limited because you cannot add your own word or explain why you chose the answers you did.
Hey man! I thought you had a job interview.

Yeah, the manager said that based on my Kronos test result, I am a psychotic maniac that wont be able to bag groceries for 8$ an hour.

Awh man, you should have just looked up the answers to that lame ass test.
by LogicalLife April 4, 2015
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Klomoski

A woman with a huge ass. Ass is so big, it requires its own zip code. Butt must be out of proportion to rest of body.
Check out the Klomoski on that bitch.
by Yep October 22, 2003
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Klooster

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. They usually have red hair and they re first name is usually Allison
Dat was a klooster walking down over there
by natedawg October 8, 2016
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kloos

A blonde girl who goes out with a buy for a year and a half and gives him nothing. When the guys friend plays with her for a day and gets everything.
Wow, shes such a kloos.
by Erich April 28, 2004
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