klonkin

Incredible loser, sometimes used in a cool way, visciously klutzy.

She is such a klonkin (noun)

She klonks around wherever she goes (verb)

Can you try to be less klonkin? (adj)

by Fallabean 'N frends April 6, 2008

klonkie

A fuckin' huge dick, taller than the eiffel tower and fatter than your mom

I took my klonkie and beat my bitch's face in after stabbed her with an owel bone

by Moose and toph January 10, 2005

klonked

Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon

Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty

by guitardude626 April 17, 2018

[kloenstaadt]

a kloenstaadt is a horses penis

Lisa: I hate you.
Eric: Well, you smell like a kloenstaadt.

by Jennifer & Melissa February 15, 2008

koenkie

The healthiest thing there is
Also said to make one taller

person 1; 'I had a koenkie today'
person 2; 'oh my, you're so healthy'

by Koenkie lover April 21, 2021

klonker

A type of sausage normally quite Large

Look at the size of that Klonker !

by Klonkers Sausages January 23, 2019

Klonkin

When a woman who has an extremely abnormally sized ass dances and flaunts it in front of you or for show.

"Hey Steve, you wanna get a bite to eat?"
"No Carl, I just saw Regina and Katifa klonkin. I lost my appetite."

www.bloodshows.com/bloodhtml/Klonkin.html

by Bloodshows September 4, 2010