There's a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns
by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
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Girl: That party last night was KraZy!!
Guy: Who was that girl dancing on the table with the bottle of Tequila in her hand??
Girl: That my friend was the one and only Keauna!
Guy: Damn. Ima have to give that chic a call ;D
Guy: Who was that girl dancing on the table with the bottle of Tequila in her hand??
Girl: That my friend was the one and only Keauna!
Guy: Damn. Ima have to give that chic a call ;D
by Oreo Brownie July 31, 2012
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They will cry at the sight of a new promo picture, kiss or spoiler that will cause them to heavily fangirl on tumblr.
They will cry at the sight of a new promo picture, kiss or spoiler that will cause them to heavily fangirl on tumblr.
holy crap RUN! There's a klainer and they're coming to show us beautiful pictures of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. They will try to convert you. I swear to God they will try to convert you!
by fairylightsandneonbrights October 22, 2011
Get the klainer mug."That cocktail party was lethal, I got so klahned last Friday night that I went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark and had a ménage à trois..."
"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".
"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
"I woke up next to a vampire with red hair and a clown nose. I was so klahned".
"Yay! Friday night! Let's go get klahned!"
by naive fresher July 15, 2011
Get the klahned mug.A Klainicorn is a COMPLETELY REAL creature that slighty resembles a unicorn. It has a rainbow mane, it lives at Dalton (On a Klainebow in the Klouds) and it's best friends with Herman the Love Fern. Its favorite food is glitter, however it does not hurt them, and they also enjoy having their stables decked out in sparkles. They are known for dueting romantically... and they also happen to be pictured in the bottom lefthand corner of the original "Harry Potter: The Musical" poster.
by SMFAHforlife April 10, 2011
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Most don't like Vince Young because he is a bad quarterback, the Klanhorns don't like him because he is black.
by R. Lea Wilson May 29, 2010
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