Klaun

Some say it's a martian from another planet. Klauns are known for randomly hanging and/or shooting children. Chain smokers.

The Klaun turned around and shot Connor with an M14 while smoking a Cuban cigar at the same time.

by RachelPAA June 28, 2009

Aung Kaung Khant

A dragon among men. The name literally mean "victory", "Good" and "Handsome". So, males tend to be becareful around him because they can't control their bladder when they meet him.

Person 1: "Aung Kaung Khant is coming to our party tonight"
Person 2 (beta male): *pees out of habit

by Aung Kaung Khant December 22, 2021

Klangst

When you're reading/looking at art of klance (Keith x Lance) on tumblr or somewhere else and some sad shit is happening (and it's really angsty)

Lance fell to his knees in defeat. The only thing he could do now was plead. "Keith.. You can't leave Voltron. We need you.. I need you. Doesn't that matter?" He felt tears beginning to spill from his eyes as Keith looked away from him. (Basically klance moments and angst= klangst)

by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016

Klaine

The couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson on "Glee." They officially got together in "Original Song" when Blaine kissed Kurt, causing worldwide fandemonium. They are gay.

"Klaine is the best couple on 'Glee.' I'm not even joking. They kissed, then I cried and screamed."

"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."

by K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S. May 30, 2011

Klance

The ship name for the fictional characters Keith Kogane and Lance McClain from Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender

If you are a Klance shipper who sends death threats and hate mail, you need to re-evaluate your life.

by Just Your Average Queer September 9, 2018

Klaine

The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.

Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!

Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*

by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011

klankin

The act of wearing anal beads in ones ass during normal daily activities which produces a klanking sound while walking

Have you seen Susan today? She's really klankin.

I can't wait until this afternoon so I can really get my klank on.

by Careful Casey January 26, 2014