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The cutest little ball of joy EVER!!! 😻
A.K.A a baby cat.

They have tiny claws and fangs but they do hurt. Very hard to potty train. 💩
I love kittens.

Kittens are cute.

Kittens are such a handful.
by Furibaby21 June 15, 2018
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A cute pet-name for a girl, who usually has an amazing personality, and is just the face of everything.
"You know my kitten right? If you don't you should be able to find her real easy."
by Minty Mouse December 13, 2012
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a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name
"hey kitten, hows it going?"
by kain abel May 16, 2009
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Kitten: Young women who find males twenty+ years older then themselves attractive.

Notable Kittens:
Ashley Madison
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Calista Flockhart
Katie Lee Joel

The young precursor to cougar.

Graverobber.

Not to be confused with a woman who marries elderly men for financial gain. EX: Anna Nichole.
Girl: Ah! Did you see that hottie over there?
Kitten powers activate!

Man: STOP FUCKING MY GRANDPA!
by Blowing.Your.Fucking.Mind. February 25, 2011
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A kitten is the opposite of a cougar. It is a word used to describe a woman who is 15 years or more younger than the man she is dating.
Charlie is 54 years old and dating Sara a 32 year old. Sara is a kitten because she is a lot younger than Charlie.
by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014
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Kittens are little cute animals which get killed by god each time someone masturbates.
Every time you masturbate, god kills another kitten.
by Alexand June 23, 2006
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A very young feline that is usually playful and cute. The span of being a kitten usually lasts for a short amount of time. Kittens grow at a reasonable rate until they reach their full size, and when they reach that peak, they become a cat. Overall, kittens are fun to be around.
Yeah, I got a kitten yesterday, and I named her Sparklez.
by RUAJERK1231243 April 5, 2015
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