Kindergarten

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.

I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.

by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009

kindergarten level

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.

When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!

by holly palmer January 27, 2008

Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.

It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

kanyeversial

Describes when Hip-Hop star Kanye West says and/or does something excessively ignorant

Ethan: "hey, JT! did you hear about how Kanye said that he's the voice of our generation?"

JT: "Yeah, there he goes being Kanyeversial again!"

by efiki September 15, 2009

kindergarden syndrome

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.

guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."

by EAT MY DEATH March 31, 2009

Kanye'd

To have your moment of glory stolen by another person while in front of a crowd of people. Inspired by the ridiculous actions of Kanye West toward Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA's.

"Dude, it was my birthday today and when I was trying to open my presents, my little cousin came up and started telling everyone jokes. I totally got Kanye'd."

by Alycia Hall September 19, 2009

hurri-kanye

When someone interrupts your speach to indirectly insult you.

Did you see the hurri-kanye in the middle of the VMA's last night?

by The White Tiger July 8, 2010