Kinderminiscus

A shady front music school, that is ran by a harlet whore

The goated organization kinderminiscus is ran by the dog face yucker debbie

by Goatedsellout June 2, 2021

my fat is hindering me

when a person that is very large is trying to get around but struggling to make motion because there too fat

Lets go!

My fatass is too slow.
Huh "My fat is hindering me"

by dookie twirl November 4, 2017

Kindling

Reading a Kindle, or other electronic reading device.

So what did you think about... I'm sorry. I didn't see you were Kindling.

by Alfetta159 August 4, 2011

kinderæg

Its a danish word for a chocolate egg that is brown on the outside and there is white chocolate on the inside. Its used when a person acts funny, stupid or blond.

A blond chick is often "stupid" but a brunette can also be "blond" when she is a kinderæg.

Orrh, you are such a kinderæg!!

by absobloodylutely amazing October 6, 2009

Kindling

The act of reading a book on a Kindle while another person you are with is reading a Kindle book at the same time.

My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.

My husband and I were kindling on the couch.

by Katper January 24, 2019

Kinderegg

A word for a person who is Dark-haired on the outside but blonde on the inside (relating to jokes about blondes not being smart). The word comes from a German chocolate shaped like an egg that has brown chocolate on the outside and has white chocolate on the inside and comes with a small toy.(Kinder means child in german)

IB-student 1: omg that hot brunette was way more stupid than I first thought!
IB-student 2: I agree, she was a total kinderegg.

by Antonia (Ansga) Ansgariusson January 29, 2008

kindling war

When a country is so poor they throw fire-wood at each other, then in the winter one dies from cold and the other goes underground for warmth

In the episode of south park when everyone turned gay (metro sexual.) The crab people came up from underground to pose as thoes queer eye guys, one thousand years after the last kindling war.

by The_Cheater7 May 8, 2010