Kindergarten

A game where your a kid that goes to a fucked up school where you almost get poisoned buy a nugget-addict kid, kill your classmates to finish class earlierand get atacked by an angry janitor.

my friend : Dude, my are you afraid of the janitor ?

Me as an intellectual : You have'nt played kindergarten.....

by Sans4smash November 7, 2019

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

by JessJones25 October 27, 2020

kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kinderference

To aid in another's productivity by keeping their children preoccupied.

Mama ran kinderference while Daddy built the decorations for the kid's birthday party.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock February 5, 2018

Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

Kindergartener

A 4 or 5 year old child in Elementary school who is a trend hopper, and ''Likes and watches anime''. And pretend to be Japanese.

OMGG TODOWOKI SOOOO CUTTE SOOO KAWAIIIIIIIIII - Emily ( Quikryy totally not a Kindergartener )

by Super Idol Chicken Noodle Soup December 15, 2021