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Kindercare

1. Any action which has the sole purpose of "rocking the cradle."
2. A slang term to describe people who prey on younger aged partners for intimate gratification.
3. Often times, the act of a hairy chested man in his early twenties. Common in the southern U.S.
Hey Gardner, why don't you get over here and leave that young girl alone. You are such a freakin' kindercare. I should dirty sanchez you!
Kindercare by that boy was me! March 25, 2005
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

Kindergarten 

A preschool for children between the ages of 4 to 6.

A place where ninety percent of the students in high school would rather be.
A place that supports higher education than police academies in the United States.
I just signed my five year old up for kindergarten this fall.
Kindergarten by Phaedrus2nd August 3, 2009

Kindertraeume

'Kinderträume or Kindertraeume' is a German expression and stands for childhood dreams.
'Kindertraeume'is what children an grown ups may strive for in life.
Kindertraeume by Barbara Gauss October 28, 2005

kindergarten level 

When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level.
When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't get it, mom has to explain it to him in a kindergarten level!!!!
kindergarten level by holly palmer January 27, 2008

kindergarden syndrome 

When a person who's around the usual age of becoming interested in the opposite sex, or past this faze, is not interested in the opposite sex. But at the same time they aren't gay. Its can be abbreviated to KGS for short.
guy: "Why hasn't Chad had a girlfriend yet?"
other guy: "Because, he suffers from kindergarden syndrome."

kindergarten crush 

It's when you like someone and have a little crush on someone nothing serious. Almost like when kindergarteners have cute little crushes on each other.
Did you see the new waitress at the Chegg? I think I have a kindergarten crush on her.
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