Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

The relative speed at which a Korean girl moves. The numeric average is 24 KPS. Speeds may vary depending on the situation i.e. KPS may decrease if the Korean girl is drunk.

Dammit we will be late to the club because she is moving at a speed of 24 Kimchi Per Second (KPS)

by PandaJ22 January 13, 2015

eat my kimchi rice

when you want someone to lick your gooch.

Bro 1: "I need a girl who will eat my kimchi rice."
Bro 2: "You mean lick your gooch?"
Bro 1: "Exactly."

by theduderino February 17, 2014

kimchi mode

A dangerous state which a boy reverts back to a baby who still cries everyday, hits his parents, throws his rubbish bin, slams door, stomps floor, pound his table.

All that just because he can't play rocket league.

Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend

Powers:

- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)

Ultimate Skill:

- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)

A: Bro that kid just went full kimchi mode!
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.

C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday

D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode

E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.

Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )

by jordansucker May 16, 2020

kimchi

noun, uncountable
1) a Korean hot-tasting dish made of pickled Chinese cabbage and other vegetables

noun, uncountable
2) Unsolicited Commercial/Political etc Messages

noun, countable
3) someone who shadows a person over a period of time in a very annoying or threatening way

1) Kimchi really stinks, gives you the shits and can be one of the strongest pesticide in the world!
2) I've been receiving kimchi messages from the East Sea so I'll use the KimchiBuster.
3) an Internet kimchi

by Abajian September 6, 2005

Kimchi ^__^

A tripfag from 4chan, with no life. Your typical Korreaboo.

Fuck off, kimchi ^__^.

by Anonymous123234 July 8, 2011

You're Kimchi the Best Burger

A burger that comes with kimchi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

french kimchi

keeping your penis in a pickle jar for 8 days or until wrinkly, you then buy a duck, abuse it, dress it in a sailor suit and rape it to the song ive got a feeling chipmunk remix

french kimchi

by foooswagga February 9, 2010