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piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.
"You're a piss-kidney."
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kidneys

a younger version of Adult knees
the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys.
by willy b quick October 26, 2003
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Kindergarten Art Class

The man first shaves his pubic hair and saves the hair in a cup or some other container. After having sex, the man ejaculates on his partner and sprinkles his stored pubic hairs over the fresh cum causing it to stick. Much like glitter sprinkled over glue.
I gave my girlfriend a Kindergarten Art Class last night. She woke up this morning with my iniyials stuck to her belly.
by D Snutz December 4, 2013
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Kinereth

the most loving girl u will ever meet she is rlly nice and pretty although she is taken and most guys like her. she makes everyone feel like they r a art of the group and nobody feels left out with her. she is so pretty and skinny and a great person to talk to.
kylie:omg is that kinereth.
Lora: yeah she is so pretty i wish i was her.
by itsdaissssy January 4, 2018
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kindergarten cop

A film directed by Ivan Reitman. Released in 1990.

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as detective John Kimble, a man who has been chasing a drug dealer named Cullen Crisp. When he finally tracks Crisp down, he learns that the only way he can put Crisp away is by having his ex-wife testify against him. Kimble finds out the name of the school Crisp's son attends. He is then assigned a new partner, Phoebe O'Hara, who is going to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher, and the two travel to Astoria, Oregon. Unfortunately for Kimble, O'Hara becomes ill, and the only person who can take her place is him.
Awesome "Kindergarten Cop" quotes:

"WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a cop, you idiot!"

"IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!"

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."

"My dad is a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

"Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline."

Ah-nuld (to little kid): Are these all your lunches?
(Boy shakes his head no)
Ah-nuld: You mean you eat other people's lunches?
(Boy nods his head yes)
Ah-nuld (yells): STOP IT!
by SuperSonicX September 4, 2006
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tap my kidney

to pee, to urinate
After so much beer I need to tap my kidney.
by potap December 26, 2009
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Kinder

Sven Hey Hans, what are you doing this weekend?
Hans: Meeting up with one of my Kinder matches at the playground
by Hulk19 February 2, 2018
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