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Kristian 

The most understated name in history, normally owned by only the most epically awesome, amazing, sexy, cultured, blunt, witty and intelligent people.
Kristians start off life with a huge amount of patience but are usually worn down into grumpy gits over time simply by one stupid question, see example.
Unfortunately the name Kristian (for the males) has had a reputation beat down in recent times, see google images with safe search off, and Eastenders and Hollyoaks characters.
Ever defiant, Kristians will no doubt embark on a Krusade to claim back the manliness of the title bestowed upon them as they never take shit off anyone, which can be detrimental to their life in many cases.
Kristians are a very misunderstood group due to their immense bluntness mostly by pussies who can't take being told about life in black and white, they are simple but intelligent beings and are believed to be the descendants of higher beings from a time long forgotten.
Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age below 20): ''no''

Not so smart, smart arse: ''are you a Christian, Kristian?''
Kristian (age above 20): ''no I'm a fukin Mooooslim!'' useually folllowed by ''that ruined your crap joke didn't it''
Kristian by Mornin'! September 16, 2010

khristina 

Khristina tina beana
khristina by Hiighhonlife December 19, 2016

Ku Klux Kristian 

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

Kristianna 

She is rude and very sassy but if you get on her good side you will see that she is not that bad.She is sometimes bossy but she likes to control people. She is The MotherFucking Queen.
Kristianna is the MotherFucking Queen mess with her and you die

khristian 

A person who claims to be a christian, but who considers all his religion's rules to be "negotiable."
Jerry Falwell Jr. is not a christian. His boozing and partying in Miami clearly shows he's a hypocrite khristian.
khristian by flybd5juan September 26, 2019

kristian 

a fucking legend with a huge cock and is so sexy. he's good at all sports and smart as well. all round good bloke
Kristian gives me a pulsing orgasm every time i see him

kristiansand 

The best looking city in the best looking country in the world, Kristiansand, Norway.

Beautiful nature, beautiful people
Kristiansand owns
kristiansand by Urban_brit January 8, 2004