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Tea kettling

When you laugh so hard that you sound like a tea kettle.
“LMAO STOP THATS WAY TO FUNNY IM TEA KETTLING!”
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Takes ket
Here KETlin hoe much ket tha day
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Tea kettling

to piss into ones mouth from an elevated Position
One time we were on this road trip and I had to piss so bad, I ended up tea kettling Nina. She was willing though.
by Mr. tusk June 28, 2020
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kaytlinne

Kaytlinne is a very loving and caring young girl. She cares about others and doesn't like to leave people out.she spends most of her time with a boyfriend of hers. She loves animals and gets very sad when it comes to hurting or killing one. Kaytlinne is a very rare name spelling wise.but she likes that it is very unique. Kaytlinne has lots of friends and loves people for who they are now and not for who they where. Yes Kaytlinne has some enimies bit not very many.
Kaytlinne is a caring person.
by Kaytlinne November 25, 2018
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Kaytlin

A girl, who can usually be classified as a midget, drug-abuser, and a person who never does her school work. This person also sleeps all day, smokes hella weed, and has a big case of daddy issues.
Every girl at Volunteer High School is a Kaytlin, hoe bag, and a skank.
by bigdicksoftboynigga December 16, 2019
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Kettling

When one uses the art of kettling is certainly a rewarding task. It is performed by following these simple easy to understand instructions.

1. A Male recieves Fellatio (blow job) and he Ejaculates into the females mouth but an Important thing to do here is to make sure that the Participant of this Kettling session DOES NOT spit OR swallow.

2.The male should then LIGHTLY lube up his penis so there is a good amount of friction.

3.Take the participating Kettlee and ram (from behind) penis as hard and as far up the anus as possible.

4.With the semen still in the Kettlee's mouth, The force of the sudden and abrupt penetration should shoot out from the mouth which should be funnel shaped at this point in time, making a whistling/moaning sound which is very remeniscent of a kettle about to boil.
Man my band mates sound like A freshly kettled woman.

Cindy is a dirty Ho, She's probably love to join in the Art of Kettling with me.
by Professor Wow December 10, 2008
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Kettling

Verb;
The act of searching for the most expensive kettle online.
GEOFF: "You suck at searching."
GAVIN: "Well maybe theres new kettles since I was kettling."
JEREMY: "By the way, kettling's a verb now"
by Sky-Way July 27, 2017
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