Keyston

A keyston is smart sweet fresh annoying a know it all and the best person you could ever meet in life they are someone you can count on and depend on they can help you in almost any situation they hate showing off at times but they do it anyway low key they are a best friend for life

Keyston is the only friend I need in life or why can’t everyone be a keyston

by Shameless self August 18, 2018

keystoned

the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.

Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.

by freak90 December 18, 2008

Keystone Kilo

The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.

"Did you see Jennifer at that party? She definitely put on a Keystone Kilo."

by Brent_N August 14, 2008

Keystone Ice Cream

The combination of chasing rum (preferably Bartons Gold Rum) with Keystone Ice. The result is a creamy concoction that resembles ice cream.

Mike - "Hey Kyle, are you tryin' to party?"
Kyle - "Hell yeah, let's get some Keystone Ice Cream."

by Yoshi Man the G December 8, 2010

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009