Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

Kemi

A beautiful intelligent girl. Kemi is unique like her name and stands out from the crowd. Glamorous, sincere, creative, colorful, poised, talented, remarkable, amazingly witty, gorgeous, just the absolute best girl out!

you see that glamour? yeah she must be a kemi!

by ithinkiamamazinglysexy June 27, 2011

Keyaira

Keyaira is a beautiful, smart, honest, person who is good with leadership roles. Keyaira is a absolute badass and once u break Keyaira’s trust u don’t earn it back. If you know a Keyaira you are lucky

“Hey who’s the new girl?”
“Her? Oh that’s Keyaira”

by KConway06 February 19, 2019

Calm it kermit

named after Kermit the frog.. from the Muppets.

for someone who's stressing out big time.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

oi jezza calm it kermit!

by jammersthejam July 24, 2010

kermicide

The act of killing a frog.

Miss Piggy got pissed off and committed kermicide.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 18, 2005

Kermit the Frog

Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.

Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*

by heathiekins October 8, 2008

Kermitface

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.

After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.

by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014