Keiser

When playing any Call of Duty game you throw a grenade randomly and kill someone.

Yo man, i just keiserd that guy playin COD 6!

by Qaurter licker March 14, 2010

keyser soze

To leave your friends at the bar for whatever reason. See houdini

Dude - you totally keyser sozed on us last night. What happened?

by yosdk August 18, 2005

Kejser

Kejser, -e, -en, -erne

Danish word for Emperor.

Comes from the German word Kayser which come from the Roman Ceasar.

"Kejseren har talt" -> "The Emperor has spoken"

by Hr. Kejser July 26, 2009

keyser soze

Keyser Soze is real.
He is a real character. He is not a "filmstar".
There is a Keyser Soze out there everywhere. Who knows who it could be. Me? No.
Think about your job.. why are you doing that job.. would it benefit anyone but your company? You bet you, Keyser Soze. You could be working for him and not even know it. He calls the shots.

Keyser Soze is an effective method of scaring children. Go to sleep or Keyser Soze will get you.

by James Brown August 4, 2004

keiser soze

a girl who starts talking to a guy at a bar then proceeds to get so drunk that when she gets up to either go to the bathroom or get another drink she forgets who she was talking too. leaving the guy dumbfounded and wondering where she went.

i was talking to this girl last night and she pulled a keiser soze on me. she went to the bathroom and just like that poof she was gone.

by MLui April 12, 2008

Keiser

to spear someone through the head with a very blunt object.

"How did the victim die?"
"well, he seemed to have been keisered with a broom"

by Zyte January 15, 2009

keiser

An elder's word for a vagina

My grandma told me to find a skirt that covered my keiser.

by garin7878778 January 15, 2011