Kevin Special

A sexual maneuver where one offers a foot massage to a female, then proceeds to work his/her way up the legs, and finally finger blasts her mercilessly

I served her up the ole Kevin Special last night.

by insertspacehere July 17, 2016

Kevin Smith

Has a short thick penis, much like a tuna can.

Man, did you see Kevin Smith’s cock? It looks like a can of tuna.

by Andre Blanco March 20, 2019

Kevin Spacey

the act of sexually harassing/assaulting a minor then coming out of the closet to justify it.

I don’t remember pulling a Kevin Spacey 30 years ago but I’m gay now so it’s totally fine.

by Didjaeatyetpodcast November 2, 2017

Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018

Kevin Spacey

When a drunk grown man sexually advances unsolicited on an underage teen boy.

Did you just Kevin Spacey my little brother? I outta kill you!

by Larrychair October 31, 2017

kevin szychulski

invincible human

Yo you hear kevin szychulski got hit in a game and had to go to the hospital in a stretcher but still fucked his bitch after

by 6ix9ineeee September 3, 2018

Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.

A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.

by GloIcy April 6, 2021