Klinger

A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.

He is such a klinger.
Yeah, he should come back to reality.

by Murph22 April 23, 2006

cody bellinger

The left handed messiah

Guy #1: Cody Bellinger is the left-handed messiah.

Guy #2: heard that!

by peytlurk September 13, 2017

Kelling

The act of performing a blow job on another man, followed by having that person perform a blow job on you when you're finished.

Did you see those two dudes blowing each other at the party? They were really kelling it out there.

by Marlins26 September 4, 2019

Kelliher

a small town in saskatchewan Canada that is home to many farmers and country kids, population 300, known for sports teams and chicken barn parties....way better then ituna(rival town) but then again thats not hard. is not pronounced as kill a whore or kell i har...we get touchy...kelliher also produces the most successfull,nicest, and best people you will ever meet...anyone who tells you different is a lying asshole

holy shit kelliher is the best place in the world to be..dont even try to be better

by proud2bfrmkelliher May 9, 2011

eric bellinger

A very mediocre "r&b" singer (and I use r&b very loosely) who sounds almost identical to Jason Derulo with a little Trey Songz sprinkled in there, who like Derulo, Chris Brown and countless others, drowns in autotune in most of his tracks, and like Brown, makes very terrible "r&b" "music" with cringe-worthy and repulsive lyrics, bad autotuned whiny vocals, and horrible production. The sad thing is that, when Bellinger actually tries, similar to Derulo, he can actually make some pretty good songs like Circle of Love and Do for Love, but more often than not he insists on making Chris Brown-ish trash.

Man I swear people who think that Eric Bellinger is real r&b or that he is saving r&b obviously don't know anything about r&b, he's as bad as Chris Brown.

by Icy Wyte November 2, 2019

Mellinger

One who is generally acceptable in any social environment yet decides to sit lonely at home on Friday nights accompanied by cats and loneliness.

"Hey do you want to go out tonight?"

"Nah, I'm going to be a total Mellinger and chill with my cats tonight."

by marcus huanito May 25, 2012

Bellinger

Mysterious Last Name. Was probably given to the guy who rang the bell in a tower. Bell + Ringer - R = Bellinger

"That weirdo in the tower is a real Bellinger"

by Bigger Balls July 2, 2008