Kayaking Buddies

People you have gay sex with.

I've got to go, honey, I'm meeting with my kayaking buddies!

by Your_Mother_ September 13, 2016

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Suburban Kayaking

Kayaking in the lake that used to be your front yard or in the river that used to be the street in front of your house.

It's rained so much in Rhode Island lately that I've decided to do some suburban kayaking.

by FloodedYard March 31, 2010

Kayaking

best effing thing ever. kayaking is intense and the funnest thing you will ever do. white water kayaking is the best.

Girl: i love kayaking
Boy: I know! its so intense!

by lmfaoily July 29, 2009

urban kayaking

The sweetest sport. It involves a kayak in an urban setting, like a big city.

Hey dude, urban kayaking is the Shijit!

by Pablo Esca June 29, 2006

karamitis

n. an inflammation or infection of the karam resulting in overall worthlessness. Symptoms include a general propensity for greogging out.

He greogged out again? I'm concerned he may have karamitis.

by Rob Mac July 30, 2007

Kayamping

A conjunction of the words "kayak" and "camping."

Describes a weekend in which kayaking, camping, alcohol, small arms, and a superfluous amount of food are all involved.

It's an event defined by "manliness," but not exclusively reserved for males.

"I spent all Friday cramming booze into my kayak, just called the boys, gettin' ready for a long weekend of kayamping."

by Sam-wise June 26, 2009