Kailash

He is very georgious, smart, helping to the peoples.

He is amazing .amazing-Kailash

by Donomar November 23, 2021

Kalissa

A beautiful, smart, vibrant, timid and ambitious girl. A genuine and unique, once you find them its hard to let them go. They are understanding and very loving. The most loyal friend you could find and the most caring too.

you hooked up with Kalissa? Damn you are lucky!

by kalissalover March 26, 2011

Kalashnibren

A real-life recreation of a gun featured on one of Brandon Herrera's cursed gun image videos. Recently given to Donut Operator as a "birthday gift." It's virtually an AK on acid, and the magazine is on top so hence the "bren" in the name.

"Hey John, did you watch Brandon Herrera's Kalashnibren video?"
"God fucking damn it did he actually make it?"
"What can you expect, he's Brandon Herrera"

by GermSherm April 26, 2021

Kalia

Known as a goddess in this beautiful world. A breath-taking stare, a flower with unimaginable beauty, and a life that is active in a good sense of love.

Who's ever name is Kalia would live a wonderful life. Explore places people can only imagine about. Kalia is a Korean native name "Beauty" in ancient times Kalia was a common name to the Hmong tribes in China.

If you ever meet a Kalia, grab onto the person. Because she can bring you luck, happiness, and joy. Only can a Kalia give out show so much love.

"Kalia is so beautiful, omg I'm going to have plastic surgery done, just to look like her."

"Only can a Kalia keep me happy."

BF: Why couldn't you be a Kalia.

GF: Because I don't want that shit.

BF: Shit, SHIT, you smell like shit.

GF: Fuck Off, Shit. It's ova.......
(in her mind) ~ I better call my surgeon tmrw ASAP!

by Kenji Zhang February 4, 2010

Kalista

Origin of this beautiful name is Greek. A beautiful girl's name

A girl with soft wavy brown hair who is sweet, kind and easy to befriend. Who doesn't love a Kalista?

by clorpop November 29, 2013

Khlav Kalash

A recipe of mutton, lamb, tomatoes, carnations, onions, water, oil, and salt & pepper. It's all ground into a thick ball of meat.

Best served on a stick, with Mountain Dew or Crab Juice - as seen on The Simpsons.

Khlav Kalash Guy: "Get your Khlav Kalash!"

...

Homer: "Oh, alright. Give me one bowl."
Khlav Kalash Guy: "No bowl. Stick, stick."

by Oil Country October 15, 2007

Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947

The Avtomat Kalashnikova (or AK47 if you prefer) is a selective-fire, gas operated 7.62mm assault rifle, designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov. The AK is easy to manufacture and cheaper to make than most assault rifles, making it easy for terrorist and guerilla factions worldwide. The AK47 was designed between 1944-1946 and came into service in 1949. The AK is a tough gun, as it is resistent to dirt and corrosion. It can withstand almost anything. If you ran it over with a truck, you could pickit up and it would work perfectly. It is one of the most smuggled firearms in the world. In some regions of the world, Ak's are sold at an extremely low price. To sum this up, the AK is an extremely reliable gun that is relatively cheap and is excellent for many situations.

During a sandstorm in a small Arabian village...

Terrorist (with an Uzi): Put your f***ing hands up!
Civilian: No.
Terrorist: (Tries to fire uzi at civillian, but sand clogs it up)
Civilian: (Pulls out AK47 and the sand doesn't affect the AK)
Terrorist: Oh crap.
Civilian: (Shoots terrorist)

I have to put Avtomat Kalashnikova 1947 in here so UD will accept it.

by Matt from Oz September 23, 2009