A kal is a guy every other dude around him will be intimidated by and praise. With other words a kal is THE guy.
"kal" is a danish word and usually used in danish guy-groups where the kal would be the one who does the coolest things and is the most loved by women.
In many danish friendgroups the kal is selected by the other guys and can change if someone surpass his level of kal.
"kal" is a danish word and usually used in danish guy-groups where the kal would be the one who does the coolest things and is the most loved by women.
In many danish friendgroups the kal is selected by the other guys and can change if someone surpass his level of kal.
"OH dude Joakim just did the most KAL thing ever yesterday"
"oh yeah? what did he do?"
"He got laid in the theater and then smoked a blunt on the way out!"
"WOW! He is without doubt the most kal i know!"
"Yeah... He is indeed a kal"
"oh yeah? what did he do?"
"He got laid in the theater and then smoked a blunt on the way out!"
"WOW! He is without doubt the most kal i know!"
"Yeah... He is indeed a kal"
by J5260 January 25, 2018
Get the Kalmug. Only the best movie of all times, like it’s about Naina, a girl living a dreary life, finds a new meaning to her life when she meets Aman. Even though she loves him, Aman claims to be a married man and convinces Rohit, her friend, to woo her. Only weirdos will cry at this though
by Stacey Dover February 15, 2020
Get the Kal Ho Naa Homug. A term that means "stolen art" or photoshopping other's art (editing slightly) and calling it your own. Used as an insult and/or to meme the creator of the term: kal
by Cloakzy August 22, 2018
Get the Made by Kalmug. The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
by Dungeon master 7884 July 6, 2022
Get the Kal-El: God of weaponsmug. 
by KK2trim September 10, 2025
Get the KALmug.