dirty khristina

When your girlfriend sticks her middle finger up you ass while you're sleeping and gives you a mustache with it... Payback fory the good old dirty sanchez!

Woke in the middle of the night to a sharp pain in my ass, didn't know till morning when I went to brush my teeth that my girl had given me a dirty Khristina...

by kaybeo December 13, 2019

Kristyna

she can be meh and ok and..... AWESOME!!!!!

OMG Stacey, her makeup is on FLEEK, she Must be a Kristyna

by sparkleunicorn123 January 29, 2018

kristyna

An exotic foreign woman who likes to make sexy time in the back of jeeps with large mexican ladies and small asian boys while screaming "harder big boy!"

me: kristyna, where were you last night?
Kristyna: harder big boyyyyyyyyy

by heemily December 6, 2006

Khristinaisadick

When Khristina needs to be right all costs even though she's dead fucking wrong.

Khristina is totes wrong...this is embarrassing for her. Oh god, khristinaisadick.

by Asscot McGuffins May 20, 2019

Kristyn

A really great person who likes chickens a lot

That’s my friend Kristyn

by Dipolopolis March 13, 2023

Kristyn

A girl/woman who is usually VERY unstable, crazy, delusion & tends to be a stalker. She will burn your clothes in the front yard & key your car. She is usually the sloppy drunk girl at parties & ends up puking on herself or hooking up with every guy there. Because of her many sexual partners, she probably has a rather loose & sloppy vagina. She's a major follower & a basic bitch.

That crazy bitch Kristyn is at it again, I heard that she hooked up with everyone at the party last night & then trashed her ex boyfriends car. That bitch is bat shit crazy

by NotaBasicBitch December 17, 2014

Khrislyn

Khrislyn is werid but funny, but she is also very unattractive :).
Oh and she is also a fag

Khrislyn is mean :D

by Mea :D February 12, 2022