Keeled over

to collapse to the hands and knees, to fall, to lose consciousness, to die

Mitch's mom did the duggie and keeled over.
Went to the store to get some chips when some woman ran into me with her cart and I keeled over.
Dillon went to skate park and saw a kid on a scooter and keeled over.

by TyRaq September 18, 2018

Norwegian Keel

the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.

Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on

by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016

Keel Over

To faint,Collapse, be shocked,panic, to die

When i walked back i thought i was going to keel over
when i saw the gun i nearly keeled over

by Noxa_ July 08, 2007

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008

Aimee Keeling

A sexy girl with big tits and a sexy booty that boys dicks that are dying to be shoved into her.

My d*ck is dying to be shoved up Aimee Keelings booty

by Cobie Hodgekiss January 27, 2019

keel-haul

A medeival naval punishment that involves tying a line to each arm of the convicted sailor and pushing him off the bow of the ship under sail. The sailor was 'hauled' along the barnacle encrusted 'keel' of the vessel aided by the movement of the ship and pulled back aboard at the stern of the ship. It hurt really bad.

"The punishment for stealing rations is keelhauling!"

by steelfish July 29, 2004

kaylor keeling

an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing

girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.

by norma76564 December 25, 2016