My T.K's balls

My ass. whatever. not happening. yeah right.

-I'm going to get an A on tomorrow's exam!
- my T.K's balls you will!

by zeinzee May 9, 2011

S.K.A.T.E.

Military acronym used as steps to accomplish skating, aka: avoiding work.
S= Seek Cover
K= Keep Quiet
A= Accept No Responsibility
T= Take No Action
E= Evade

Use S.K.A.T.E. to accomplish effective skating.

by S1ber July 10, 2010

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

K.I.T.

Ta keep in touch

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

D.T.K,

Down To Kill, or ready for anything. Used and made popular by johnny Thunders.

D.T.K.L.A.M.F


"you ready?"
"man i's be DTK"

by Johnny Valentine May 7, 2005