A cholita b who likes to drink and have fun(: The most hilarious, honest, ugly mole rat (actually really beautiful or whatever), can be shy at first but when you get to know her she will be one of the craziest person you'll ever meet ya know. Always trynna get in trouble and dance. Probably one of the best twerkers you'll see out there. So beautiful every guy wants her, but is usually confused during a relationship causing the relationship to not last. Many putas are jealous of her cuz she always stealing peoples man but you cant blame her for guys wanting her and not some other basic bitch. Listens to oldies and old school rap and doesnt fuk with new music. Anyways shes such a caring person but be really dumb, like frs jisel you stupid sometimes, I LOVE YOU PUTA .... ( if you ever see this bitch text me about it cuz i aint telling your crazy ass) - written from another cholita DULCE(:
by dulcewestside13 April 5, 2018
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by jisele October 30, 2017
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Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?
Midwesterner1: I went there.
by 07079 January 25, 2009
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Mohammed: oi cuzzyg want some juises
abdul: only if you got infant menstrual flavour
mohammed: yeah ghee
abdul: alright sweet put it in a cup made from deformed midget skulls
abdul: only if you got infant menstrual flavour
mohammed: yeah ghee
abdul: alright sweet put it in a cup made from deformed midget skulls
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