juzz fucked

To be duped, misled or decieved into purchasing an artists CD after watching said artists amazing performance in a live setting. Upon arriving home and listening to said CD you realise that its quality is vastly inferior to the live performance and rue the fact that you are now $20 poorer and have not a CD but a rather expensive frisbee in your possession.

Alicia: "Just listened to the album we picked up at the gig last night. We just got juzz fucked."

Steve: "Damn! Damn! It strikes again!"

by MidgetPornGroove84 August 19, 2011

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

Juzzler

A woman who does more than swallow jizz but guzzles every drop

Damn, she is a juzzler

by Tay D November 23, 2013

Jizzorsmic

jizzorsmic is a mixture of Jizztastic and Orgasmic

Example 1.
you that was so Jizzorsmic

Example 2:

Did you see that girls ass that was jizzorsmic

by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019

Juzo

Obviously the best boi in class 1-B

Juzo Hater: Juzo lookin creepy
Me: insert toga mode

by Juzo Honenuki September 8, 2020

jizzotto

a creamy and lumpy batch of spunk as a result of a couple of weeks' build up; esp. when presented on a stomach or chest for the diner to consume.
Any globs of pearl-jam that have the consistency of the creamy rice dish with its distinctive lumps

I was down on hands and knees trying to scoop up Gino's jizzotto with my tongue

by norris mcsquirter February 22, 2010

jizzowned

Although jizzowned does not exceed the ownage power of Pablowned, it is not to be underestimated. This is used to describe when a person is humiliated so horribly that it can be compared to somebody getting jizzed in the eye. In extreme occasions, it can be compared to getting jizzed in the poohole.

Liu: Dude I've told you a million times I'm not a fag!
Lang: Then what is that dildo sticking out of your pocket?
Liu: .....
Steven: Dude you got jizzowned!

by Harry Pen the 15th July 24, 2006