judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities
I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.
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A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 09, 2025
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Circle of Judgment

the guy who stands at the back of the crowd during band shows with his arms folded, looking very judgmental
Uh oh, Tim, there's the Circle of Judgment at the back.
by Josh Blanton July 30, 2008
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judgment joker

judgment joker is a pokemon. gardevoir.
judgment joker! Wario likes it in the nuts.
by Eren Yeeter November 19, 2020
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Judgmental Vibe Killer

Posting on instagram/tiktok because you're doing something envious, fun, or you're generally being a thirst trap will bring down the critical jealousy-forged hammer of a judgmental vibe killer who chastises you the minute you do it.
by LaSalle_Texas November 28, 2022
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